Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that�s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A Japanese man can eat 17 hot dogs in 42 seconds ... Chuck Norris can eat 42 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
In the Beggining there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris round-house kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was 5 when his left testicle was cut off. You may know it as its technichal term Jupiter.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would win.
On Chuck Norris' computer there is no 'CTRL' button, Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris can�t predict the future. the future just better do what it�s told.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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6 comentários:
5 dias?
credo LOL
Viva o Punk. xD
ja fazias era um post com a vida da maqueta, desde que a começamos a fazer ate que ela se partiu sem querer
Eu vou fazer quando me passares o vídeo dass
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face. We know this animal as a giraffe.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that�s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A Japanese man can eat 17 hot dogs in 42 seconds ... Chuck Norris can eat 42 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
In the Beggining there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris round-house kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was 5 when his left testicle was cut off. You may know it as its technichal term Jupiter.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would win.
On Chuck Norris' computer there is no 'CTRL' button, Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris can�t predict the future. the future just better do what it�s told.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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